Ranking The Star Wars Creatures

Well, we’re here, nerds. We made it. Disney acquired the rights to Star Wars and announced a new slate of films just over three years ago and we’ve been foaming at the mouth for more content from our beloved galaxy far, far away ever since. I’m keenly aware that this time tomorrow (at the time of writing), I will have already seen The Force Awakens twice. I don’t know how I will possibly sleep tonight.

I started this week off with a look at the villains within this franchise, followed by an extensive ranking of the ships and vehicles. Kent pumped out a Best Droids list yesterday. And today I finish up our extended geek out with a look at all of the creatures, both good and bad, that populate the Star Wars universe. Now, it should be noted that I define creature as a living being that is not (or does not appear to be) sentient. So I’m cutting out all of the various alien species within this vast galaxy. I think I might do that list next year when the Rogue One debuts. But for our purposes today, we’ll only be discussing the 22 named creatures that show up in the six films. Enjoy the list and as always, send me your feedback at madaboutmoviespodcast@gmail.com or on the Twitter @BGill12. Thanks for reading and may the Force be with you. Always.

22. The Sea Monsters from Phantom Menace (Episode I)

This scene is the worst. THE. ACTUAL. WORST. That stupid submarine, five more pointless minutes with Jar Jar, and these awful sea creatures (colo claw fish, opee sea killer, and sando aqua monster). I despise these things.

21. Shaak (Episode II)

As you might have guessed, the bottom portion of this list will be heavily populated by creations from the prequels. The shaaks need not exist for one thing. And second, it’s basically just a cow with a huge butt. We couldn’t figure out a way to do that practically?

20. Orray (Episode II)

Here’s how I know the orray is worthless: In the process of making this list, I’ve had to look up this creature at least three times. Quite the impression, isn’t it?

19. Eopie (Episode I)

Eopies are the perfect illustration for many of the problems with the prequels. There’s was just so little creativity spent on these movies. “What if we took a camel and made it a little lamer?” “Done!”

18. Ronto (Episode IV)

I very strongly considered leaving this off the list altogether to take a stand against the digitally-added creatures from the special edition cuts. But you can’t really avoid this thing; it’s basically George Lucas just screaming, “LOOK AT THE COOL THING I CREATED WITH MY COMPUTER! LOOK AT IT!”

17. Varactyl (Episode III)

Based solely on creature design, the varactyl is pretty solid. Not bad at all, really. And then it opens its mouth and starts screeching in a manner reminiscent of Dumb and Dumber. The varactyl deserved to die.

16. Worrt (Episode VI)

The fact that the worrt is this high on the list really speaks volumes about the awfulness of the creature design in the prequels. Giant frogs that get three seconds of screentime aren’t exactly hot property in this universe.

15. Mynock (Episode V)

I can’t decide if the fact that mynocks live inside a giant space slug’s stomach makes them dumb or awesome. Also, I’ve always found it funny that the mynocks are what tip Han off to his location. In the Star Wars universe, people just KNOW that these weird winged things live inside other life forms. That’s some kind of reputation.

14. Kouhun (Episode II)

We never see the Kouhan in action but you do get the impression that they’re nasty buggers. Their affiliation with one of the dumber plot points in Attack of the Clones (and that is saying something) doesn’t help their cause.

13. Dewback (Episode IV)

More than anything, I’d like to know what the Stormtroopers who were forced to ride a giant komodo dragon were thinking when they landed on Tatooine. You know these things can’t possibly smell good.

12. Reek (Episode II)

Of the three arena monsters that are sent to kill Anakin and Obi-Wan when they both suddenly forget how to use the Force for 20 minutes (I just died a little), the reek is significantly less impressive than its cohorts but does look the least super CGI-y. So that’s something.

11. Dragonsnake (Episode V)

What do we really know about the dragonsnake? It lives in the waters of Dagobah and it doesn’t enjoy the taste of metal. And yet that scene is extremely memorable and as a kid I desperately wanted to know more about this thing.

10. Bantha (Episodes IV and VI)

Great creature design on what could very easily be a worthless entry on this list. It is amazing that the same person who went to such great lengths to create the bantha practically couldn’t be bothered to use costumes for virtually anything in the prequels.

9. Ackley (Episode II)

The ackley would be an iconic creature if only the CGI used to create it wasn’t so bad. Even still, it is sufficiently creepy and the design is solid.

8. Kowakian Monkey-Lizard (Salacious B. Crumb) (Episode VI)

If you didn’t know Salacious Crumb’s middle initial was “B” or that he identifies as a kowakian monkey-lizard, then are you really even a Star Wars fan? Just kidding, I had no clue about either of those fun facts. I did, however, think Salacious Crumb was stinking cool as a kid and I like to think his family tree intersects with the gremlins somewhere down the line.

7. Tauntaun (Episode V)

We know more about the tauntaun than most of the creatures on this list. For starters, they handle snow quite well. Second, they make a very memorable sound. And third, they’ll keep you warm in a pinch. What else could you ask for in a goat-kangaroo thing?

6. Nexu (Episode II)

Easily the coolest creature in all of the prequels, the nexu features a great design and seems to actually have a purpose on screen. If we cut the ackley and the reek from the gladiator ring altogether, the scene would lose nothing and would actually probably improve by letting us see this thing in action a little longer.

5. Sarlacc (Episode VI)

Return of the Jedi has always been my favorite film in this franchise and as a kid, the sarlacc pit both terrified and fascinated me. A living hole in the desert that eats you for eternity. That’s about as creepy as it gets. It’s an iconic creature and the only reason it isn’t higher on my list is the added elements from the special edition that strip it of some of its mystery.

4. Exogorth (Space Slug) (Episode V)

I’m not exactly sure how a giant space slug goes about taking up residence on an asteroid but let’s not start poking holes. When you watch Empire for the first time, the unease you feel when Han realizes this cave is not what he thought it was and shock you get when you see the teeth…it’s an inspired scene.

3. Dianoga (Trash Monster) (Episode IV)

Raise your hand if you were a little freaked out about the trash monster the first time you saw A New Hope. It’s cool, you’re in the circle of trust. The dianoga is a fantastic creature design and it preys on your fear of the unknown. I wasn’t totally sure Luke was going to make it out of that trash compactor alive and that scared the crap out of me as a young viewer.

2. Wampa (Episode V)

In the original script for Empire, the Rebel base gets bombarded by a horde of wampas in the midst of the Imperial invasion. Now, I’m not saying that would’ve made the movie better; but it would’ve been a crazy scene because wampas are AWESOME. This is also one of the few spots where the special edition actually adds something because you get a much better glimpse at the horror this thing really is as it just goes to town on a tauntaun leg. I would watch an entire movie about the Rebels trying to carve out a space on Hoth while these suckers roam around. So cool.

1. Rancor (Episode VI)

When you think of creatures in the Star Wars universe, your mind immediately goes to the rancor. It’s iconic (even if the special effects look dated now) and the design is perfect. Whereas many of the creatures in this franchise draw inspiration from real life animals, the rancor is entirely unique. And that scene is downright scary even after you’ve seen it a few times. My son watches all or part of a Star Wars movie nearly every day (please don’t call CPS) and the only part in the entire trilogy (he doesn’t consider the prequels to be real Star Wars so I’m doing something right) that he asks me to skip over is the rancor scene. And for bonus points, the toy was marvelous in appearance and grand in scale.

Ranking The Star Wars Droids

Original concept art for C3-PO and R2-D2 by Ralph McQuarrie based on Lucas' original screenplay.

I feel like I should start off this list with a bit of a disclaimer: there is no way I could ever begin to know every single droid in the Star Wars universe.

With the 6 currently released films, novels, video games, and cartoon series combined, there are dozens upon dozens of letter and number combinations to memorize which, frankly, I don’t have time for.

But I will admit, the droids, along with the consistently futuristic Stormtroopers, are my favorite thing about Star Wars.

I think we all want to experience a world where robots think independently and live among us, but right now Star Wars is the closest thing.

I should also state that I am not including General Grievous on this list because he is part human (although he would rank pretty high).

13. IT-O Interrogator

Considering the function of this droid is torture, I’m a little let down with the fact that we only get a glimpse of it in A New Hope when it threatens Leia with a needle as the Empire is seeking the location of the Rebels. I wonder what other war crimes are built into that thing…

12. OG-9 Homing Spider Droid

Not sure why this is called a spider droid and not a crab droid considering it has 4 legs and not 8. And the fact that it’s called “OG” is a bit of cringe, like it’s subliminally supposed to mean that it’s the “ultimate MACK DADDY” of all droids. That’s prequel-era Lucas writing for you. Yikes.

11. WED Treadwell Droid

I’m fairly confident that this is just the prop guy’s old broken umbrella that he hot glued to the base of a vacuum.

10. Battle Droid – Army Droid

I really have a soft spot for good production design, concept design, and innovative ways to do robots in films. It’s one of the biggest things that Ralph McQuarrie brought us in the early days. And I feel like the design alone on the Battle Droids in the prequels is great. But it’s complete lack of impact on any events in the story, despite there being literally hundreds of them, is extremely frustrating. It’s as if we know if there is a Battle Droid on screen, no one will die. Thanks for the heads up, George!

9. Gonk Droid – Power Droid

This one is just for me. It’s probably the most useless droid in the film series given the fact that we only get a few glimpses of Gonk (GNK) on Tattooine in Episode IV and in Jabba's palace in 'Jedi'. That 70s era trash can with legs makes me chuckle almost every time. It is just so ridiculous, but I love it.

8. 2-1B – Medical Droid

The design for the surgeon droid in the Empire Strikes back is one of the best in all of Star Wars, and if it wasn’t for 2-1B, Luke wouldn’t have a new hand…or have someone watching him while he’s in a giant tube getting sewn up…or creepily stare at him and Leia when they meet after the Wampa attack. OK now that I’m saying it out loud this droid is way more terrifying than I remember. Can we get a spinoff slasher flick?

7. MSE-6 – Repair Droid

This is another one that is a personal favorite that might not be on other peoples “top” lists. Giving this droid any screen time at all is so random but oddly memorable as we only see it briefly on the Death Star flying by as the disguised Rebels prowl the halls. Also known as the Mouse droid, this little guy reminds me of a mini Jawa Sandcrawler. Do they sell a remote control one? Asking for a friend.

6. Probe Droid / Imperial Probe

I still hear that probe droid sound in my sleep. It’s like a mixture of a 56k modem and a Daft Punk vocoder . The probe droid is one of the first things we see in The Empire Strikes Back, and sets a mysterious tone on the picture as it scans the snow planet Hoth with its insect-like appearance and mannerisms. Those tentacle things that hang down still creep me out. It’s like a robotic flying squid that can shoot lasers at your face. Yeeesh.

5. IG-88 - Bounty Hunter

Would it be weird to say that I have had nightmares about this fictional robot from a movie that came out 35 years ago? IG-88 was one of the first indications that droids could be villainous in this universe when Darth Vader hires the droid, along with a bunch of other bounty hunters, to hunt down the Millennium Falcon. The evil droid is something that George Lucas would bring back multiple times in the prequels with very little pizazz or intimidation.

4. Droideka

The droideka are simultaneously the most exciting and most disappointing thing about the Phantom Menace. I distinctly remember seeing them for the first time on screen in the first scene of Episode I and being filled with hope and excitement for the next THREE films. I mean, this was the first SCENE of the first film, and the droids were already this cool?!? Sadly, the droideka were both the most creatively designed droids of the prequels, but they served no purpose as well, with Jedi taking them down with ease. But those shields were pretty badass, right?

3. C3-P0 – Protocol Droid

Most people’s lists would probably rank C3P0 as the no-brainer number one. He speaks English, he offers a ton of comic relief, and he serves as the voice of reason when the rebels are heading into a rough situation. I always found Lucas’ use of Threepio uninspired after the original trilogy. I don’t think he should have been included in the prequels, and having Anakin be his creator was such an eye-roll and sad excuse to shoehorn him into 3 more movies. Let’s hope J.J. uses him correctly this time around.

2. BB-8 – Astromech Droid

I know it is unfair to rank BB-8 so high on this list by most fans’ standards, but BB-8 has already done more positive marketing in 6 months for the new trilogy of films than Ewan McGregor did in his 6 years of prequels. BB-8 is everywhere, and for good reason. The spherical design of the droid is both innovative and nostalgic, with an astromech head reminiscent of R2-D2 and a soccer ball base that hints at adventure yet-to-come. BB-8 is just so cool. I can’t wait to see what the next 3 films hold for the little guy.

1. R2-D2 – Astromech Droid

Artoo is, without question, the quintessential droid of the Star Wars universe. We meet other Astromech’s along the way (R5-D4 anyone?) but R2-D2 is the definitive. We somehow follow the emotions of this small robot character through every single Star Wars film and never once get tired of it. Along with Han Solo, R2 also ranks high on my list of characters I most want to see on screen. He serves as the primary MacGuffin of the story as we follow Artoo’s journey from “Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi” to the final scenes of Episode III. The ingenious use of Sound FX to voice the droid was not only groundbreaking technologically, but served as a brilliant bit of comic-relief by sheer concept – and we somehow knew, and felt, everything R2 was saying.

Ranking The Star Wars Ships & Vehicles

We’re almost there, boys and girls. The Force Awakens worldwide premiere was last night and if you’re like me, you’re counting down the hours until you can see it for yourself. To commemorate this historic occasion, I’ve put together some (needlessly?) exhaustive blog content related to my beloved Star Wars universe. Yesterday I ranked all of the villains within the franchise and today I tackle all of the vehicles. Heaven help me.

A quick primer for what did and did not make the list. As with yesterday’s list, I’m only working with what we see in the actual films themselves. Expanded universe content (TV shows, video games, books, comics, etc.) don’t count. I also threw out any ship whose name I could not readily identify, whether by calling upon my own nerdy knowledge or by looking directly at the Star Wars website. This eliminated a handful of carriers, frigates, and cargo ships that don’t really matter. And finally, I considered only the most important speeders and land-based transports. No one needs the definitive ranking of all the dumb taxis we cross paths with in Attack of the Clones or the various little machines that propagate the hangar bay. As with yesterday, feel free to chime in at madaboutmoviespodcast@gmail.com or @BGill12 on the Twitter. (And just like yesterday, I’m sure I’m missing some vital ship that you love and I’ll just have to deal with it.)

45. Gungan Bongo Submarine (Episode I)

The mechanical personification of everything that is wrong with the prequels. Not only is it a bad design (one of the few that I’ll actually call “bad”) but its sole purpose is to take us through a completely meaningless scene filled with superfluous creatures.

44. Trade Federation Landing Ship (Episode I)

There are other ships in the Star Wars universe that look dysfunctional but still work on screen. This one doesn’t. It’s a stupid design and when you see it move, you feel like you’re seeing a mistake.

43. Neimoidian Escort Shuttle (Episode I)

“What if we took a weird looking fish and turned it into a vehicle?” “Perfect!”

42. Podracers, all of them (Episode I)

I hate the podracing scene in Phantom Menace significantly less than most fans, I think, but I still find the design to be goofy and dumb. The scene itself could be made useful with a few edits and a better script but the actual look of these things just doesn’t work the way it should.

41. MTT (Episode I)

The MTT is too bulky and cumbersome to be effective in battle but much more importantly, its only purpose is to bring us more battle droids, an unforgivable sin in my book.

40. N-1 Starfighter (Episode I)

The lamest of all fighting ships within the Star Wars universe, it’s only fitting that this piece of garbage was once piloted by Jake Lloyd’s Anakin. This is basically the equivalent of flying a Cessna in a dogfight.

39. Naboo Royal Ship (Episode I)

There’s nothing necessarily wrong with this ship, it just seems like a Flight of the Navigator knock-off. The original trilogy set the bar for those that came after it while the prequels borrowed too freely.

38. Solar Sailer (Episode II)

At first glance, you see the Solar Sailer and think, “That’s kind of cool.” But then on the rewatch or upon further consideration…why exactly does it need the sail thing? It doesn’t make sense!

37. Stap (Episode I)

If a Stormtrooper or a bounty hunter or a Jedi rode the Stap, it would be a pretty decent creation. But it’s so closely tied to the battle droid that I can’t see the good in it. Down with the battle droid!

36. Sandcrawler (Episode IV)

The Sandcrawler is an example of function over form. It does exactly what it is supposed to do but doesn’t really look great in the process.

35. AT-TE (Episodes II and III)

The original AT-AT (see below) looked awesome and terrifying at the same time. This one just looks too overloaded and a little bit ridiculous.

34. Republic Cruiser (Episode III)

The obvious predecessor to number 30, there’s nothing really wrong with this ship. It’s just a little ho-hum given that we already had familiarity with the design. Also the ship we see at the beginning of A New Hope looks very old so when did this cruiser go out of commission? Like the second Revenge of the Sith ended?

33. AT-RT (Episode III)

Like so many of the vehicles within the prequels, there’s simply no creativity being expended on the AT-RT. “Let’s just take the AT-ST and minimize it.” That’s it. There’s nothing wrong with it, it just doesn’t have the effect that you want from a Star Wars ship.

32. Trade Federation Battleship (Episode I)

It’s kind of sad that this is one of the better ships from Phantom Menace. So much wasted opportunity! On the plus side, the scale is sufficient and it does have some appeal from a menacing stand point. On the down side, it looks like a giant donut and probably belongs in the Babylon 5 universe, not Star Wars.

31. Swoop (Episode II)

Much like the AT-RT, the Swoop is basically a less-cool version of an awesome vehicle (the Speeder Bike). It’s fine but it doesn’t have anywhere near the panache of its predecessor (or descendant, depending on how you look at it).

30. Tantine 4 Alderaan Cruiser (Episode IV)

It’s supposed to look dingy and old when it makes its appearance in the opening scene of A New Hope and it succeeds in this. It serves its purpose but as giant space craft go, this one is fairly nondescript.

29. Republic Attack Cruiser (Episode III)

The predecessor of the Star Destroyer, the design element works here. It’s just that the actual look of the ship leaves something lacking.

28. X-34 Landspeeder (Episode IV)

Luke’s Landspeeder belongs in the pantheon of iconic vehicles from this universe, to be sure. But its functionality is incredibly weak. I guess it does what it’s supposed to but it doesn’t really bring much to the table. And when I was a kid, any vehicle that didn’t have a gun had no place in my war games.

27. ETA-2 Jedi Starfighter (Episode III)

Not bad but it shares too many similarities with the other prequel ships listed below. That’s part of the problem with these movies. The original ships all looked unique whereas pretty much every prequel ship comes off one familiar tree or another.

26. Arc-170 Starfighter (Episode III)

I think the Arc-170 would rank hirer if we’d just seen it in action a little more. Or, you know, at all. I truly only vaguely knew what the Arc-170 was and it took some research to really get a feel for what it does and where it exists in the film. It’s a cool design, though, so…what the heck.

25. Cloud Car (Episode V)

We only get a couple of glimpses of the Cloud Car and while I’m not totally sure how functional it is, it is a fun design and very unique. I do wonder, though, how it’s piloted. Does one side fly while the other shoots or do they both have steering wheels and just constantly fight over which direction they go? I hope it’s the latter.

24. Imperial Shuttle (Episode V and VI)

To my adolescent point on the Landspeeder, does this thing even have weapons? And yet…the design is terrific. The folding wings and the way in which it glides make this the neatest shuttle around.

23. Sith Infiltrator (Episode I)

The Infiltrator looks good and it gets bonus points for transporting Darth Maul, whom everyone knows to be awesome. But we barely see it in action and most of its screen time focuses entirely on the back end door hatch which is the dumbest part of the ship.

22. TIE Bomber (Episode V)

We don’t get to see the TIE Bomber deal out much damage and it doesn’t seem to move with as much speed or aggression as any of its relatives and thus it is the worst of the TIEs.

21. AAT Battle Tank (Episode I)

The design of the AAT is solid and it has a devastating effect in battle. If we could only remove its affiliation with the oft mentioned and never forgotten accursed battle droids, it probably jumps up the ranks a bit.

20. Delta-7 Jedi Starfighter (Episodes II and III)

The Delta-7 is only an above average creation on its own merits. But there’s something cool about the Hyperdrive expansion ring the Delta docks with in order to jump to lightspeed that I’ve always liked.

19. Vader’s TIE Fighter (Episode IV)

Also known as the Advanced TIE Fighter, the only thing advanced about it is that Darth Vader pilots it in A New Hope. Why this one instead of the standard TIE Fighter? Maybe it’s roomier on the inside. Regardless, for me it’s not quite as iconic as the original in spite of its patron.

18. Y-Wing (Episodes IV and VI)

The least of the Wing series (see below) but still an effective battleship. I would’ve loved to have seen these in action a little more but they were perpetually left on the outside looking in.

17. Death Star II (Episode VI)

I’ll cover the original Death Star here in a minute but in the history of great sci-fi inventions, has there ever been a bigger let down than the second Death Star? From a story standpoint, it totally works as an example of the Empire’s arrogance. But this thing was billed as the ultimate battle station, even bigger and better than the 1.0 version, and mostly all it does is blow up one frigate before bites the space dust.

16. AT-ST (Episode VI)

On screen, the AT-ST is a bit flimsy and doesn’t have the sort of impact than its bigger brother has. However, the AT-ST toy is one of the greatest toys in the history of toys. I had plenty of ships and vehicles in my collection as a kid but none of them were as much fun to play with as the AT-ST. So many working parts and little features.

15. Republic Attack Gunship (Episode II)

We don’t get nearly enough time with this ship (once again, the decision the relegate the actual Clone Wars themselves to a cartoon TV series instead of using them in the movies is a travesty) but when a host of these ships roll up on Dooku in the climax of Attack of the Clones, they do some serious damage and look cool in the process.

14. Grievous Wheel Blade (Episode III)

Initially I had the Wheel Blade ranked much higher but as friend-and-sometimes-podcast-contributor Jason Davidson pointed out, “I completely forgot about that thing until just now.” Very good point. In a universe filled with iconic and interesting vehicles, can you really crack the top 10 if you’re basically an afterthought? Obviously not.

13. A-Wing (Episode VI)

I was OBSESSED with the A-Wing as a kid, despite the fact that it’s barely involved in the films. There are two reasons for this obsession. One, the pilot kamikazes the Super Star Destroyer and takes it down, a pivotal sequence in the film. And two, the A-Wing pilot was one of only four Star Wars action figures I could never get into my collection and thus it was important to me.

12. Home One Mon Calamari Starcruiser (Episode VI)

The Home One is proof that a simple design can be both elegant and effective in battle. Admiral Ackbar’s base of operation, the Home One looks stylish and smooth while still presenting a worthy adversary for the standard Star Destroyer.

11. Slave I (Episode II and V)

Of course Boba Fett rides around in a weirdly shaped, strangely designed, mysteriously named starship that even flies in an odd way. It’s perfectly fitting for Boba Fett’s International Man of Mystery mystique. I’m not sure how functional the Slave I is but it’s always captured my imagination.

10. B-Wing (Episode VI)

I love the B-Wing. I can’t really explain that as we barely see it in action and surely its odd design can’t be completely functional. But it’s completely unique and the toy (which was HUGE, by the way) was always a favorite of mine.

9. Death Star I (Episode IV)

On paper, the Death Star I is a top 3 Star Wars ship. It’s iconic and even casual viewers can tell you what the Death Star is. Plus, it has the power to obliterate entire planets in the blink of an eye. But. BUT. It can be taken down with a single blast from a tiny one man ship. Don’t get me wrong, I LOVE this plot point and think it is a perfect illustration of the differences between the Empire and the Alliance. But that kind of thing definitely hurts your street cred.

8. TIE Interceptor (Episode VI)

We don’t get nearly as much time with the Interceptor as we do with the standard TIE Fighter. But in this case, that element of the unknown works in its favor. You look at the Interceptor and you just know that bad boy can do some damage. What an awesome upgrade on the original.

7. Snowspeeder (Episode V)

Look, let’s call a spade a spade. There’s no real rhyme or reason that the Snowspeeder would come equipped with a harpoon gun on the back. It’s as if the Rebels knew the Empire would send giant robot elephants to attack them and they’d need to take out their knees. But ignoring that small coincidental issue…HOW COOL ARE THE SNOWSPEEDERS?! Am I alone in this? That design is killer and their underdog effectiveness is fantastic. Am I too excited about this? Am I Dak? I don’t want to be Dak, you guys.

6. Speeder Bike (Episode VI)

This is what happens when you combine excellent and creative design with a spectacular action sequence. Standing alone, the Speeder Bike is a cool vehicle but not much more. But when you add in the chase through the jungle, it suddenly becomes a top 10 entry. And again, the toy was really cool. (Last time I mention the toys, okay? Just kidding, one more coming.)

5. TIE Fighter (Episodes IV-VI)

All cards on the table, I had the TIE Fighter much lower on this list originally. There are so many TIE spin offs that I fell into the trap of crediting their different looks and nifty toys as making them better than the original. But as a friend pointed out, the original TIE Fighter is one of the iconic ships you think of when you think about Star Wars and the sound they make is even more iconic.

4. X-Wing (Episodes IV-VI)

The X-Wing is basically the exact opposite of the Death Star, which is fitting. On paper, it’s kind of a dinky ship and clearly isn’t a well-respected piece of machinery in this universe. You get the feeling that showing up to a battle in an X-Wing is like jumping into a pick-up basketball game wearing L.A. Gear sneakers instead of Nikes. And yet, it carves out a soft spot in your heart due to its hard work and the glorious way in which it takes down the big bully on the block.

3. Star Destroyer (Episodes IV-VI)

I’m combining the standard Star Destroyers in with the Super Star Destroyer. These things look great, they’re terrifyingly effective in battle, and they’re everywhere. You get the feeling that the Empire has thousands of these suckers laying around, just waiting to be deployed and that absolutely adds to the understanding of just how hopeless the Rebels’ fight against the Empire really is.

2. AT-AT (Episode V)

There are probably cooler vehicles and ships in the Empire’s repertoire and there are probably more effective vehicles as well. But the way in which the AT-ATs burst on to the scene and the message they send elevates the AT-AT to its lofty perch on this list. There are a dozen ways the Empire could’ve wiped the Rebel base off the face of Hoth but instead they chose to drop these monsters to the ground and watch their adversaries scatter in terror.

1. Millennium Falcon (Episodes IV-VI)

Did you really expect anything else at this spot? The Millennium Falcon is not just the coolest, most iconic vehicle in the Star Wars universe. It’s the coolest, most iconic vehicle in the history of film. Even the most devoted Star Wars hater could identify the Falcon. And the thing about it is, it’s awesome almost in spite of itself. How many times does one character or another mock this disjointed, weird looking bucket of bolts? And yet, time and time again, it comes through. The Falcon’s design is perfect in its imperfection. And if I may say so, the toy version is perhaps the best Christmas present I ever received. If you don’t love the Falcon, I don’t know if we can be friends.